portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

(via idiotshitbaby)

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

(via wearing-sammy-to-the-prom)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

(via yourchesthair)

sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

(via yourchesthair)

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

(via beau-the-beaurito)

rnedia:

when did this

become more attractive than this?

(Source: drarna, via 0rgii)

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(via gotglobet)